Living in a Dustland Fairytale

Toney Speaks Loud: fancypatchestkv replied to your post: I just pulled a Britney...

toneyspeaksloud:

fancypatchestkv replied to your post: I just pulled a Britney Spears

D’: The beard?! NO! *a moment of silence*

Bon Coolio the beard is gone. I cut him down. I- I- I MURDERED him!

It started out as a trim, how did it end up like this?  It was ONLY a trim.  But my skin was so sleek, and my face looked so fab.  And then I thought, “Hey, look, this could be bad.”  But I went on ahead, with a clip and a snip.  And Bon Coolio is dead, I’ve got beard hair on my chest now. I have some regrets now.  I’m a tool. I just can’t look at my baby face.
I look five years old.

Bon Coolio, turning my face manly, yo. I looked like such a tough guy, now I wanna go and cry. But it’s just the price I pay, my beard trimmer was calling me.  I’m so dumb I should win a prize.

‘Cause I’m Mr. Derpside.  

Legit can’t stop laughing.

I give you Toney, ladies and gentlemen.

… But no, seriously.

RIP Beard.